He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
There r osticjed everywhere
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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