Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
We left the knife in your bed.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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