at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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