Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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