Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
porn star boner night. come get it.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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