If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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