party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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