Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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