I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Text me some of your sweat
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