like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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