Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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