That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
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But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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