Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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