she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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