do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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