i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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