Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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