Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
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Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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