I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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