And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
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who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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