So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
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She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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