so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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