I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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