woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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