When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
