So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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