What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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