Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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