my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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