people are starting to question the shark bite story
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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