Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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