Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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