thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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