I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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