soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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