her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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