Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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