Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
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I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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