FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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