...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
3 2 1 whiskey
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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