Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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