We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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