Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I understand Curling. That high.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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