so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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