I must be too annoying 4 u.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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