they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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