One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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