at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Shame is for Republicans.
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