"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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