Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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