That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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