Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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