just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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