guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Its about making memories worth repressing
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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