I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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