am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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