i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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