The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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