It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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