Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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