that's an acceptable place to lick
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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